mind the gap

Pulling into the station

August 02, 2005

Dear Tom & Katie,

Die.

Thanks.

I am so sick of reading through my news page and seeing "Tom & Katie this" or "Tom that." There are far more important social issues to deal with right now - like who is getting evicted this week on Big Brother (please don't be Kaysar!) It's bad when I pick a Paris Hilton story over a Tom Cruise story. And you know how much I hate Paris Hilton.

Louis is playing Prince again. I think he has a secret man-crush on Prince.

So I'm updating my celebrities list.
Celebs I wish would retire from the spotlight right now:
~ Tom Cruise / Katie Holms
~ Jessica Simpson
~ Britney Spears / Kevin "Federline" Spears / Baby-to-be Spears
~ Will Smith
~ the cast of Desperate Housewives (unless they're actually filming new eps, in which case they can be seen on the show only)
~ Clay Aiken

Thank you.

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