Pulling into the station

January 19, 2005

So yesterday, the boss was going to the store to get some batteries and asked if I needed anything. "Yes," I said, "I need some scotch tape refills please!" What does he bring back? Two rolls of tape... On the little plastic holders. How the eff am I supposed to use that in my tape dispenser? What do I do then, you ask? Super genius that I am, I break the plastic and remove the roll of tape. Which is brilliant, because now the roll fits on my little dispenser. However, I retardedly sliced my thumb open big time. Blood dripping everywhere. On my right thumb.
Do you know how hard it is to ten key and type with a huge bulb of a bandage on the tip of your thumb?? I'd take a picture and show you, but that's just too much information.

San Francisco is having brown-outs today. I hope we don't have any up here. I hate brown-outs. Either go with the full blackout or don't bother, you know? At least if we have a blackout, we can go home. Stupid PG&E.

How I Sliced Off My Thumb stopped here at 8:29 a.m.

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