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Pulling into the station

January 18, 2006

We regret to inform you that this user had a heart attack and died earlier today when she received her W-2 and filled out her tax forms.

It was a good return, thus causing her heart to stop at the mere thought of going to Canada this summer after all.

Services will be held tonight in her math class, where her stiff body will be sitting for 2 hours in the front row for viewing. Please make donations in the form of completing her homework for Monday.

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