Pulling into the station

March 16, 2005

And in case you missed it, here's David Letterman's Top 10 list from last night:
Top 10 Reasons why I [Mario Vazquez] Quit American Idol
No. 10: �Well, for starters, I was really, really drunk.
No. 9: �I�ve got my eye on the ultimate prize: �Belgium Idol��
No. 8: �Yeah, my career�s over, but I just saved a bundle on my car insurance.�
No. 7: �After seeing Michael Jackson, maybe I don�t want to be a pop star.�
No. 6: �Ryan Seacrest (the host of �American Idol�) is all hands.�
No. 5: �I started liking when Ryan Seacrest was all hands.�
No. 4. �Screw it � I�m quitting this, too.�

Get it? Ha ha. Okay. I'm done. Lets get back to the death penalty! Fry fry fry fry fry... fry!

We're having Thai for lunch today. Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

My hair and my shoes still smell like pot. And I even scrubbed my hair with smelly shampoo. Any suggestions? I'm about to douse myself with Fabreeze.

This was all so very pointless. I'm sorry.

Random and Very Pointless stopped here at 11:06 a.m.

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