Pulling into the station

August 13, 2004

Please do not do any of the following:

* Talk with the phone away from your head

* Shout into the phone - trust me, I can hear you

* Hand the phone to your 5 year old while you pull into a parking spot

* Set the phone down and continue to talk even though you've walked away from the phone

* Answer another phone and forget to tell me that you're not actually talking to ME anymore - that can get mighty confusing, okay?

* Pocket dial me

* Talk to me while you are getting a ticket for reckless driving

* Take a leak and flush while still talking

In fact, how about this? Just don't call. Period. E-mail me instead. I can call you a fucking moron that way and you'll never know.

Thanks.

Sincerely,

Your *friendly* Customer Service Rep

Letter to Customers stopped here at 11:14 a.m.

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