Pulling into the station

October 18, 2004

Excuse me, but isn't it rather rude of you to sit there and talk to me on the phone while you're chomping away on a big ol' hunk of gum? Perhaps if you selected a smaller piece of gum I might have been able to understand the words coming out of your mouth. However, since you are obviously not capable of having any professional bones in your body, let me just help you with that... *SLAP* You want a fax of what? The what? Sorry, lady, I still can't understand you, put someone who speaks English on. Oh you do speak English? Sorry, but no one here can understand you with the loud chomping and squishing going on in your mouth. Sounds like a freakin' porno.

Also, just so you know, you should seriously slow down when you're talking. I didn't understand that "YeahUmI'mWithGlobalBlahBlahBlahandWeGotAUPSPackageAn'INeedAInvoiceSoICanSendThisOutAndGetMyBitchToPayMeMyNameIsCrackHoAndMyFaxNumberIs555DontGiveAFuck." Try this next time "Hello, my name is Crack-Ho and I am with Global Blah Blah. We received a shipment and would like to get a copy of the invoice so that we may ship this overseas. Our fax number is 555-0U812. Thank you."

Sincerely,
The Woman Who Really Wanted to Bitch-slap You Into Next May

How Unprofessional! stopped here at 12:53 p.m.

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