Pulling into the station
February 02, 2005
You want to know why I hate boys today? Here, word-for-word (except for the intro line & names...):Me: Thank you for calling Hell, this is Jessie-san, how can I help you?
Pig: I'm looking for Boss Man.
Me: I'm sorry, Boss Man is not in the office today. Is there something I can help you with?
Pig: Hm. Can I speak to whoever is in charge, then?
Me: I'm the head of Customer Service, sir, what can I do for you?
Pig: No, I want to talk to a supervisor.
Me: That would be me.
Pig: No, you're a woman.
Me: ... Yes, I am. And I am the head of Customer Service.
Pig: *sigh* Nevermind then.
See? This is the second time this week that I've been treated like this. Who the hell let the jerks in public this week? They need to be rounded up and shot. Sorry, but they do.
Breaking Up - July 20, 2006
Chugga Chugga Woo Woo - June 14, 2006
Dammit.Janet. - May 31, 2006
Zee Tee-Vee - May 25, 2006
Tra-la tra-la - May 07, 2006
Some things are better left unsaid. Obviously, these are not those things.
pattianne
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