Pulling into the station
September 03, 2004
Update on annoying girl in religion who likes to eat her vinegar salads all night: No salad last night, but tuna salad sandwiches. I'm not sure which has the worst lingering stench - tuna or vinegar. But in any case, we let out early because our teacher (who is about three days younger than God) thinks he might be coming down with a little case of pneumonia. (Spelled that wrong didn't I?) She also kept asking these questions over and over and over... "But what does that phrase MEAN!?" Jesus, woman, the text was written 2000 years ago. Who the hell knows what it means. Just sit back, relax, and let the possibilities take over. Oy. And the old guy kept trying to tell her that it was a common expression used in texts at that time, kind of like "til the cows come home" or "hang loose" - there might not be an exact meaning to it. It might just be jibberish for all we know. Move on, already.But in case the teacher does in fact have pneumonia, we will not have our exam next week. Which is good because I still haven't read the text. On the other hand, he gave us the test questions and went over the answers with us. If we do take the test, I'd be an eejit for failing it considering I would have had the questions and answers for an entire week. And they're easy questions, too. (All long answer, though. I hate Blue Book exams.)
Duuuuude! The cheese is major league stinky this morning! I couldn't imagine working in that building with them. Or being the mate of someone who works there. Can you just see it? Joe goes home to Betty reeking like warm, stinky cheese, hoping to whip up a little nookie action, but Betty meets him at the door with a clothespin on her nose and his suitcase in her hand. I'm not sure which smell would be worse - the cheese man or the garbage man.
And pattianne I have read the latest edition and I think you should demand a rematch. Jay's sneaky... so very sneaky. Did the rules say that it was your own dishes that had to be washed? Because you could pimp out your services to neighbors and rack in extra points. I'm just sayin'.
Breaking Up - July 20, 2006
Chugga Chugga Woo Woo - June 14, 2006
Dammit.Janet. - May 31, 2006
Zee Tee-Vee - May 25, 2006
Tra-la tra-la - May 07, 2006
Some things are better left unsaid. Obviously, these are not those things.
pattianne
janitor-x
nibbleofcorn
supermom3604