mind the gap

Pulling into the station

March 23, 2005

In case you didn't already know this formula, let me enlighten you...

Rain + Dirt = Mud
(Canine x 2) + Mud = Stink and/or Mess
(Canine x 2) + Stink and/or Mess + Desire for Treat = Annoying Afternoon

But if you have a dog, you already know this.

Oh and I'm pretty sure that you can substitute in Child in place of Canine and get the same results.

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