Pulling into the station

March 26, 2004

I'm going to go see "The Vagina Monologues" tonight with Danielle at SSU. (OMG, I'm going to be on a real University campus! Ha ha! Hey, wait, that's not fair, SSU was nice to me. It was Hayward that laughed at me.) Apparently V is in it, so yay V!

I keep whacking my elbow on stuff - mostly walls. So, aside from the screaming pain in my arm... Boss is still freakin' deaf which means I am now literally yelling at the top of my lungs so he can hear me. I've given myself a big ol' headache. Peachy.

I have a revelation to share. I forget to read things from left to right sometimes. Okay, I was reading gigantor just now and realized that I was reading everything backwards. Well, no wonder it wasn't making sense! And apparently I can't read line after line, in sequence. No, no, not me. I get to be special and read line one, then five, two, twelve, half of three, back to eleven, the last part of six... See? And you wonder why I'm a little off my rocker sometimes! According to what I just read, Oprah and twelvebeer is in an Asbury Park Barnes & Noble. Confused? Yeah, me, too.

pattianne, I used Wednesday's word this week! It went something like this: "Hey, I have to go fard before I can go out for a fag with you, mmmkay? Yeah, I'll call you back. What? What's fard? Fard, you 'tard, is a kick ass word. Go look it up." Well, actually, they thought I said I had to fart before I could go out for a smoke, which caused much laughter. So I spent the rest of the night correcting people - far-DUH, not far-TUH.

I'm wasting time again, avoiding work. Yay me.

UPDATE: Boo SSU! You sold out of tickets! Well, I won't be going to see V in her angry poonanny monologue.

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